A dear friend of mine found a lone wadded up pair of socks on her kitchen counter yesterday.
To her dismay she realized that the socks were covered in what appeared to be the remnants
of the earlier taco dinner served by her loving and wonderful husband.
Her brilliant conclusion to how this could have possibly happened is below.
Man sees mess on floor......
Man have socks on feet.....
Man think feet closer than hands to mess on floor.....
Man cleans mess with socks on feet....
Man sees clean floor....
Man remove socks to examine mess on socks....
Man proud of job well done and must celebrate....
Man puts socks on counter...
Man opens refrigerator door, extracts beverage...
Man leaves kitchen.....
As she greatly put it "well he cooked and cleaned, so I can't REALLY complain"
File under how to have a succesful marriage
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