Thursday, January 9, 2014

Hey, did you hear,


Braedan and his epic stash

it's cold.

like crazy cold....it was 6 degrees yesterday!!



So of course it must be global warming.
I know, I know, the ice caps are melting and WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!



Actually, we are all going to die but that's got nothing to do with the ice caps.
Unless of course one falls on you, then it has everything to do with the ice caps
but........wait.....I'm rambling

I know, it hasn't been this cold in 20 years
but 20 years is a blip,
it's like a blip inside a blip
it's like a dust particle on a flea inside a blip (that makes no sense but you get where I'm going)

20 years.......nothing.

The US has plunged into coldness
yes, it sucks
yes, every state except Hawaii was below freezing
yes, you should check on your neighbors and make sure old people and sick people
are ok.
That guy that you normally ignore at the entrance ramp with the sign, maybe throw him that change today.
It won't kill you, but not doing it today might kill him.

That being said, this is NOT UNPRECEDENTED.
It happened 20 years ago
it will probably happen again.

The great George Carlin said that maybe, just maybe
The big guy put us here to get plastic and ozone.
For all we know this pollution and smog is all part of "the plan".

My point is this, it is incredibly arrogant to think that WE can destroy the earth.
We may destroy it for our habitation but trust me, this little blue ball will
continue to bounce long after we are gone.

So put a scarf on, grab some gloves and hunker down,
it will be 100 degrees before we know it
(and then we can all bitch about that)







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